20 December 2006
Britain's Top Model (Top Banana!)
Yeah, if someone gave me costumes and did my make-up, brushed up my photos, and picked one of 1,000 pics to reveal "my best shot," I would look hot too. I guess even that doesn't work for everyone on the show though-- particularly the one who looks like the Frauleine from Austin Powers ("... it's a television commercial...") and the one who has a large mole on her upper lip that looks like poop.